(If you’re familiar with Depeche Mode, you’ll understand why this poem is the way it is.  If you’re not, well… Day 263…)

Your own, personal Jesus.  Someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares…

How have you been, my little sinner?
It seems you need to reach a holy place
But all your divine begging
Must be done to me
And I’ll make sure your requests are heard
According to your needs
Needs that you know I know better than you.

Kneel in faith
Put trust in the title you address me as
And know that salvation is yours
Through me